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I once had my trousers attacked by an irate swan.
I just laughed at it, it didn't break my arm or anything.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:46,
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one of those evil bastards chased me around lake windermere
it wanted my flake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:49,
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I was in the lakes too. It got annoyed I had no more bread to throw at it.
I let it ravage the bottom of my jeans for a couple of minutes before it realised I wasn't scared of it/a bread summoning wizard. They're not particularly scary or threatening.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 14:58,
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this one went nuts
hissing and flapping and chasing me. also, i believe you are a bread summoning wizard.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:11,
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It couldn't have bloody hurt you.
And I can only summon dispair and feelings of mild to strong nausea.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:26,
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well it wasn't getting my flake
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:29,
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Swan Flake
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:41,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:43,
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has she got a cock or was that the turkish delight one?
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:02,
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whats the girls name, leda?
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 18:19,
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Rachel Brown
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS ,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:23,
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These flakes sound like a marvelous invention
Why don't we have such things in America, home of the flakes?
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kombu dashi ,
Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:16,
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