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[challenge entry] Just asking for trouble

From the Accidents Waiting To Happen challenge. See all 69 entries (closed)

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Suggestive gate is suggestive
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# School girls not my thing
also smiley face pub is pub face smiley
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# WOT??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 1:39, archived)
# I think the girls would be safe enough
The average B3tan is rendered a drooling mess muttering 'Would' when confronted with them. And then giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:53, archived)
# we would be frightened by their real life-ness
having not had any contact with women except online and via internet pornography.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# I was of course not talking from personal experience.
Oh, wait, yes I was.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:59, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:02, archived)
# *looks at TheSundaeLunch*
*dribbles*
would
*dribbles*
would
*giggles*
*dribbles*
would
*giggles*
*dribbles*
would
*drowns in own drool*



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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Needs more giggles.
I used to WORK with a couple of B3tans, that was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Chaos
That's all I can imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I was the sensible one.
I'll not reveal names to protect the guilty. But they know who they are. Gits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:09, archived)
# "Gits" ?
Like that narrows it down...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# that sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# B3tans actually doing work?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Well, they were there.
The rest is up for debate.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 0:24, archived)
# seems everyone I work with is a b3tan to some degree or other
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Nobody I know is a b3tan to any degree.
I don't know if I'm highly exclusive or poorly connected.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 23:28, archived)
# 'shrugs'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Can't help thinking the word 'College', rather than 'School',
Would have been slightly more appropriate all-round for the purposes of this gag.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# for legal purposes
"Girls School" refers to a single-sex educational establishment for those aged 16-18 and any photographic depictions of the ensuing debauchery only involve those pupils aged 18 or over notwithstanding that they are probably thirtysomething slappers with pigtails pretending to be cheerleaders because the real 18 year olds could run faster than us and we had to recruit professionals.
(rogerzilla, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 7:39, archived)