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[challenge entry] Bored

Have you all finished pleasuring your dead animals yet?

From the b3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:01, archived)
# BASTE ME YOU DIRTY FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Til the juices run clear I gather
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha most spledid,
Trying to figure if it's looking shocked or pleasured
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:23, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10900878
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Was in Aldi last night,
Their giant turkeys that were Ā£35, reduced to Ā£13
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Cheap for the price of a turkeys life
won't any one think of the poor little orphan turkeys :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Barnardos Matthews orphanage will take them in, they thing they're beautiful
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :D
manage to avoid all the xmas nonsense today?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Yes totally :-)
Just stopped in lisenting to Frank Zappa and totally failing to try a learn to play peaches en regailier on my guitar,didn't even go out for a walk, friends never even bother asking me round anymore because they know I won't go :-)
You?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Went down beach with fluffy but 2-3 cunts wished me merry xmas
I ignored them.
Now trying to decide what film to watch on Skys NowTv free trial
Also fluffy managed to break into her food container while I was in the shower - I expect it's going to get messy later
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Those fucking inconsidrate bastards forcing their seasonal good will on complete strangers!
That's why i didn't bother going out, just to be on the safe side :-)
I'll just chanall hop later avoiding anything Christmasy!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:14, archived)
# You'd think this mythological Jebus chap would make sure there was some decent tv on
Have you done free trials of LoveFilm or NowTv?
Last night I watched Cowboys & Aliens, it was everything and more I wanted from a film as a bonus it had Olivia Wilde in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:18, archived)
# No i'v not got the concentration to follow films, too long and I get bored and daydream, unless it's startrekwars.
I only really put the TV on last thing just to stare at when i'm pissed :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:25, archived)
# haha I suffer low attention span/short term memory loss too
I always have a films IMDb page open so I can read the synopsis and work out wtf is going on :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Sad as it sounds.
If there were a chanall playing just star trek and star wars, I would stare at that every night and never change it.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Somebody should give you the box set for xmas
oh wait :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Haha! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I'm off to watch Super 8
Later :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
# You're a miserable couple of wotsists
and no mistake.

Merry Christmas to you both.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Arse!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:59, archived)
# there's that fine line....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# ^this
never forget the safety word :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:43, archived)
# yumm, i can almost taste it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Moist meats is moist
www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/turkey_xmas_card.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:54, archived)
# would taste very good as part of a broodwich
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjw1jLYNbC4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That's no ordinary sandwich :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I think your turkey's overdone... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Everybody's had her :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10900867
(herman:D, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 0:01, archived)
# Aww reminds me of Norman Wisdom
Lully chap :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)