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# I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom*
*trufax
'turn ta thah roight, willya'
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think you'll find that's Dick Van Dyke.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but at one point she says "I recon I might be pregnant ...you have a fag?"
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# You see my point?
That's a line from the script of Mary Poppins.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Saw a pregnant woman having a smoke outside the pub the other day.
That is all.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# that's all? what?
did they put the bag back on your head and put you back in the van afterwards?
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:14, archived)
# My memory's a little hazy after that.
Though I woke up in a skip without my wallet. Bit of a nuisance.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# mm Skips
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Quite right, you don't want to be giving the other customers cancer too.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# are you sure
she wasn't just Greggnant?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 8:12, archived)