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# Crappy 80ies technology...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:38, archived)
# I've got a Chav Girl voice on my tomtom*
*trufax
"turn ta thah roight, willya"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:41, archived)
# I think you'll find that's Dick Van Dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but at one point she says "I recon I might be pregnant ...you have a fag?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:53, archived)
# You see my point?
That's a line from the script of Mary Poppins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Saw a pregnant woman having a smoke outside the pub the other day.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# that's all? what?
did they put the bag back on your head and put you back in the van afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:14, archived)
# My memory's a little hazy after that.
Though I woke up in a skip without my wallet. Bit of a nuisance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:18, archived)
# mm Skips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Quite right, you don't want to be giving the other customers cancer too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# are you sure
she wasn't just Greggnant?
(rogerzilla, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 8:12, archived)
# hehehehe
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Oh fuck.
*clix*

Does it have the Bright Eyes night illumination system?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I like this so I clicked like
Though it gave me the earworm, so I now wish to unlike it *searches for button*
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Shame she didn't have it with her when she was lost in france
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Likes
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I need one
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# Now
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# Tonight
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# Hehe
My Dad bought a car from Bonnie Tyler once. She said it was in perfect condition. It was fine most of the time, but it turned out that every now and then it fell apart.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:43, archived)
# I giggled.
Then I read the little tag line and I did a proper laugh.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 1:25, archived)
# reddit?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha - fucking 'ell :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
#
way better than the princess Diana model. all that PoS does is repeat "Put your foot down driver, i think we can lose them"

(original credit to Jimmy Carr or Frankie Boyle, i forget which)
(Matty73, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Oh good god SPANG
I remember bumping into her walking into a bakery in Swansea. She's more hair than human now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 22:24, archived)