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# AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
it's not enough that i'm being subjected to mamma mia playing very loudly in the next room, but when i thought it was finished and i was safe, my mother put it on the fucking plus one channel!
WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Shiiit! That's rough D:
I'm just waiting for everyone to stop using the TV so I can play Black Ops 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:02, archived)
# now she's in the kitchen, 5 feet away from me, singing take a chance on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Nightmarish!
I could do with getting some more booze, but shouldn't drink too much, gotta save it for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)
# i'm going home soon
for a small piece of steak, an egg, some tomatoes and maybe a couple of pints. out tomorrow night to the club my parents work in, then party at theirs new year's day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Sounds like a plan!
I was gonna go to a fancy dress party in town, but no-one's got any money, so we're having a house party instead. Should be alright, though I got a killer hangover last year, probably the worst I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)
# i'm amazed i'm still allowed in the club after last year
i made a proper cunt of myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Some pisshead kept trying to hug me, was getting rather annoying.
I tend to make a tit of myself whenever a song I haven't heard in years comes on. I really shouldn't drink gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
# i tried to fight my mum
or so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.
Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Fuck! I think this is reasonable grounds for murder
Murder them all!
*with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)