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now she's in the kitchen, 5 feet away from me, singing take a chance on me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:08, archived)

Nightmarish!

I could do with getting some more booze, but shouldn't drink too much, gotta save it for tomorrow.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:19, archived)

i'm going home soon

for a small piece of steak, an egg, some tomatoes and maybe a couple of pints. out tomorrow night to the club my parents work in, then party at theirs new year's day.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)

Sounds like a plan!

I was gonna go to a fancy dress party in town, but no-one's got any money, so we're having a house party instead. Should be alright, though I got a killer hangover last year, probably the worst I've ever had.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)

i'm amazed i'm still allowed in the club after last year

i made a proper cunt of myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)

Some pisshead kept trying to hug me, was getting rather annoying.

I tend to make a tit of myself whenever a song I haven't heard in years comes on. I really shouldn't drink gin.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)

i tried to fight my mum

or so i'm told. i don't remember anything after 10.30

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 18:38, archived)

I've been told I've done very embarrassing things when I cross the line.

Or rather, I do and say embarrassing things anyway, I just do them more when drunk.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 30 Dec 2012, 19:26, archived)