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[challenge entry] The new, privatised Cape-Cairo Railway opened 97 years late, and £249bn over budget.


The stations were still crap.

From the The British Empire Strikes Back challenge. See all 91 entries (closed)

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# Bet the toilets are better
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# And cheaper.
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# it's one of those new tilting train owners
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# :D
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# Arf! He looks so proud.
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# And disproportionately sized.
The more I look at it, the less well it works, size-wise. Trouble is, enbiggifying the bit on the right makes it lose definition; shrinking the bit on the left means that it doesn't fit so well. Ach, well. I should be doing real work anyway.
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# Ha!
That's attention to detail!
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# Have a marvellous mental image
of the locals holding onto the outside while the train does top speed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# If you look closely
there's a couple of dudes hanging from the doorway at the end of the first carriage...
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# he claimed there wasn't a problem with a waterlogged track at the northern end
but he was in de nile
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# Hurrah!
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# waiting so, so long to use that joke somewhere...
(do one in paris so i can do my other one)
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# \o/
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