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The new, privatised Cape-Cairo Railway opened 97 years late, and £249bn over budget.
The stations were still crap.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24,
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Bet the toilets are better
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30,
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And cheaper.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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it's one of those new tilting train owners
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Dick Wonder α ωσηку, ωανу ωση∂єя ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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:D
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:02,
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Arf! He looks so proud.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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And disproportionately sized.
The more I look at it, the less well it works, size-wise. Trouble is, enbiggifying the bit on the right makes it lose definition; shrinking the bit on the left means that it doesn't fit so well. Ach, well. I should be doing real work anyway.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:04,
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Ha!
That's attention to detail!
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Joliet ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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Have a marvellous mental image
of the locals holding onto the outside while the train does top speed
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Joliet ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:16,
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If you look closely
there's a couple of dudes hanging from the doorway at the end of the first carriage...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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he claimed there wasn't a problem with a waterlogged track at the northern end
but he was in de nile
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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Hurrah!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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waiting so, so long to use that joke somewhere...
(do one in paris so i can do my other one)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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\o/
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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