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# Julia is loverly
she could polish my antique any day fnar fnar fnar
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Buffing the family silver.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:50, archived)
# dating my vase
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Sitting on your reproduction furniture.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 19:59, archived)
# waxing the sideboard
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:01, archived)
# She can confirm my letter of provenance.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:25, archived)
# she can put her mouth on my penis -- if you know what i mean
wink wink nudge nudge
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Err, Julia Bradbury is the wholesome fresh air Countryfile one.
Fiona Bruce is the antiques one
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 20:34, archived)
# either could polish my family jewels
or ramble across my farm.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Rummage through your hedgerow?
Rummage through your drawers?

Rummage - such a versatile word.
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 21:16, archived)
# she could climb through my bush
(, Sun 13 Jan 2013, 22:13, archived)