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# The gentleman at the back with the red bowtie...

ALT: If you could own one fantastical object - what would it be, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# Retractable palate*


*just because
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:03, archived)
# An impressive party piece, to be sure.
But wouldn't you prefer a lightsaber or a Colonial Viper?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:09, archived)
# You've got me thinking....
I changed my mind, I would like a stick of chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:15, archived)
# Minty victory is yours, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:17, archived)
# Or a robot hooker?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:42, archived)
# Valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:48, archived)
# I would punch her in the gums.
TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:30, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppp
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 19:02, archived)
# A cornucopia that disgorges Haribo,
just because.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:44, archived)
# We love it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# A stick that exists in every parallel universe at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:45, archived)
# But this may be the universe
where it impales you through the head!

Edit: For some reason, I read 'exists' as 'extends'...I blame the vodka & ginger...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
# A powerful choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:53, archived)
# a waterproof toaster
in case i get hungry in the shower
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:43, archived)
# Delicious and practical.
Bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:47, archived)
# :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 3:57, archived)
# I'd like a tiny Miles Davis.
Any time someone tried to give me shit, I'd whip him out and have him swear at them. We could rule the world.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:19, archived)
# *twiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:30, archived)
# Haha
But it's just not as scary without the sweaty forehead and those sunglasses.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 4:31, archived)
# Make it blow
*toots*
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# TONKA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 6:30, archived)