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# did he go the way he wanted?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Avenging his family by tracking down and slaying the people that murdered them in a senseless orgy of violence?
Almost like he had a Death Wish...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Covered in sauce and eaten by naked supermodels?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:45, archived)
# riding a jet-powered rocket sled across the midnight sky
high on a motley collection of drugs, unsure if the person he's shagging is real or imaginary and if that blue marmoset really does owe him a bottle of pernod?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Having his genitals bitten off by female teenage crocodiles?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# well, it's still female attention
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Putting a sock filled with his own faeces in the freezer ready for a shitfuck with Vanessa Feltz?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:06, archived)