'Expect a lot of changing nappies and waking up at 3 in the morning...
because you have irritable bowel syndrome!'( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:05, archived)
I'm sure that was a Victor Lewis Smith joke several decades ago.
And the punchline was bowel cancer which kind of makes more sense.( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:06, archived)
You utter bastard. My bowl died of cancer just before Christmas :(
( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
SANTA COULDN'T AFFORD ONE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!
All Santa brought was a half bag of potatos and an action man missing a leg.( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13, archived)
Why does Santa spend all his money on presents for the rich boys and girls?
:'(( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:14, archived)
It's ok, you don't have to answer. No one can ever look me in the eye when I ask that anyway :(
( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
If your parents loved you they would have paid for you to have private santa instead of that shitty state santa.
( , Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:52, archived)