They should give a Star Wars film to Oliver StoneActually, no, it would be shit. They should give it to Quentin Tarantino. It would still be shit but it would be shit with a lot of swearing and crack.
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boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:02,
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Tim BurtonI've always wanted to see Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter phone in the same tired performance in a Star Wars film.
( boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:07,
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hahah. here's a rare concept sketche of tim burton's darth vader.
d d,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19,
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*cue comedic, jolly, but dark and brooding danny elfman imperial march score*
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20,
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This would be the best thing everThe sequel could be done by David Lynch
( boris the spider,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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Totally Herzog (not to impugn your mother's ability)but I'd watch it for the bit where they play some music over the fighting Jedi, and his narration goes:
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the Jedi that I ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the Jedi. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Anakin, this Jedi was a friend, a saviour."
("And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the Jedi that I ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the Jedi. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Anakin, this Jedi was a friend, a saviour."
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:15,
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HI VADRE WY DID THE HAN LIMBO ACROSTHE ROAD BECUZ HE WAS SO LOW LOL (i just made that one up)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:29,
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WI DED ANIKEN THORT HE WUZ SEING DUBLE IN THE JAM FACTRY? CUZ HE HAD JUS SEEN A JARJAR LOL
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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WY DID BOBAR LIKE HIS NEW JUMPER BCUZ IT WAS A NIEC FITT taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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WAT IZ JABER'S FAVERIT RESTERONT?? PIZA HUTT LOLOL drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:46,
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"LUKE I KNOW WAT UR GETTING FUR CRISSMAS". "HOW". "I WORK AT ARGOS". LOL
Ninj,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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HahahaWY WAS TEH EMPROR PUT IN JALE???? COS HE PULPED A TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:52,
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WY WAZ DE ANDROID INVIZIBLE? COZ HE WAZ SEE THRU PEE OH!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:41,
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last repost i'll do, but this one makes me laugh still (haha)
d d,
Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:33,
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