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[challenge entry] entrapment
Sorry. I have removed my own image from the compo, as I find it to be more sexist than it is clever or funny.

Have a kitten instead.

From the Don't Visit Britain challenge. See all 80 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# hey!
we do not deny sex!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I married an Aussie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# from what i've heard, they don't, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# they don't deny
*puffs up chest etc etc*
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
# eat too many peas?
Is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
# judging by the amount of gas i've released today
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# findig more peas have been eaten than should have been
is the worst thing in the world, after Psycho Hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:42, archived)
# Then I stand corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:49, archived)
# I'd like to study to become a pea-counter.
How do I go about this, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# register here
www.peacounter.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks. I almost signed up with the other two people
here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:35, archived)
#
... because what this week-long dose of xenophobic self loathing needed was a bit of 1950s sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:30, archived)
# get back in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# just don't eat any peas
I have counted them
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:44, archived)
# given the challenge spec, it's hard to do anything non-negative
hopefully next weeks has a more flexible theme
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# I hope it's a one-word theme: BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Psycho hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# my attempt at indicating this list is fictional
and in no way reflects my own personal attitudes
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# A warning to all men not just the forrins
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:05, archived)