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# Y'know, I got up the other night to make a cup of tea
and when I got back I heard a noise coming from our en suite, so without checking I fired five shots through the toilet door, just in case it was a burglar using my bog rather than my girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# it's terrible when burglars use your bog rather than your girlfriend.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Isn't there a film about that?
Probably on a German website, dirty buggers.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
Yeah, as you do
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:20, archived)
# haha yes
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 20 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)