I hear a noise......it's one of dem raids.
I reach next to the bed, slip on me blades.
I pick up me gun, I hear the noise in the loo.
I sprint down the hall, then BAM BAM BOO!
Back to bed but the missus is missing.
I look at me gun, still bloody hissing.
What have done, where can she be?
Cos she ain't here, laid next to me.
That's the story I'll stick to, for the sake of the news.
Insensitive bitch, buying me some shoes...
Fin
(I reach next to the bed, slip on me blades.
I pick up me gun, I hear the noise in the loo.
I sprint down the hall, then BAM BAM BOO!
Back to bed but the missus is missing.
I look at me gun, still bloody hissing.
What have done, where can she be?
Cos she ain't here, laid next to me.
That's the story I'll stick to, for the sake of the news.
Insensitive bitch, buying me some shoes...
Fin
Ninj,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:05,
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hahayou is well better than Pam Ayres innit
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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