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From the Sex-up Literature challenge. See all 169 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:35, archived)
# There was a woman sat infront of me on the bus the other day...
Reading pornography on a kindle, I don't know if it was fifty shades or not...
Double standard as it would not be acceptable for me to be looking at the huns yellow pages on an i pad
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# You should have tapped her on the shoulder with your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# To busy photoing every page on my phone so I could read it when I got home.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# The Hun's Yellow Pages
That's a new one for me; I googled.

I'll be back in a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I think this is going way over peoples heads
but you lose a point for not using Hurd Hatfield ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 18:50, archived)