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# No coffee in belgian trains
The country is so small, you need to get off before the coffee has cooled down from plasma to supercritical liquid.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Being a train inspector must be pretty soul-destroying.
You can state 'tickets please' every 10 minutes, every day of the week, but does any fucker ever take the time to agree with you? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I do this.
It's a suprisingly ok job if you are nice to people. As everyone just expects you to be a complete bastard all the time so anything above that catches them off guard.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I've never had the chance to be a bastard to George Osbourne though..
:( One day hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# * Do not drink until the meniscus re-appears
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)