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# Spotted in Antwerp Berchem Train station.

Yeah that's the controller's uniform.
And you can get on their train. It's quite amazing.
(Sorry about crappy photo: moving train, low light, shitty phone cam, bollocks, excuses)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Always check that product is piping hot before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# No coffee in belgian trains
The country is so small, you need to get off before the coffee has cooled down from plasma to supercritical liquid.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:01, archived)
# Being a train inspector must be pretty soul-destroying.
You can state 'tickets please' every 10 minutes, every day of the week, but does any fucker ever take the time to agree with you? :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I do this.
It's a suprisingly ok job if you are nice to people. As everyone just expects you to be a complete bastard all the time so anything above that catches them off guard.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
# I've never had the chance to be a bastard to George Osbourne though..
:( One day hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# * Do not drink until the meniscus re-appears
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:21, archived)
# You must always blow on the pie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# PIE
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# It appears to have jumped off of the screen and into my kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Jumped? Like a racehorse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Neigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Now I want that for lunch
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# '100% beef'
I think not.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# The one I made was.
Horse was quite a bit more expensive than beef in Switzerland.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Opening up the possibility of beef labelled as horse.
Then again I'd expect continental types to know what they're eating.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Lets not take that pony ride again.
All the horse puns have flogged.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:52, archived)
# Looks like you've fallen into the trap already and come up with a crop.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# What? Oh no.
Gallops off into the distance...
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Oh, it is...
McDonalds have gotten away with this statement for years now because it's not a descriptor of the product contents, it's the name of the company they buy their burgers from.

Incidentally, it's also a wholly-owned subsidiary of McDonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:55, archived)
# They are real
We used to get them at the Colonel in Bulford.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# I've never been to Bulford....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Holy shit,
I was at that exact station today, but I didn't pay any attention to the graffiti. Pretty cool!
(Cruising Capacity, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:06, archived)
# where you being followed by a guy "apparently" taking pics of graffiti every time you turned round?
there may be a pattern emerging here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I have never been to Antwerp Station in my lfe
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# HOLY CRAP ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# no way!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:28, archived)
# I was just not there last week!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:31, archived)
# you're so last week
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I have fond memories
of not being there during my student days.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# So you weren't at none of the 3 stations?
How could you miss what you're not missing!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# I can't remember if I wasn't there when nobody else wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:00, archived)
# It was all just a haze back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# I'm not married and this wasn't where I had the service.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:09, archived)
# What a coincidence! I wasn't there at exactly the same time.!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:02, archived)
# shit just got real yo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# I'm not going there again next week
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:11, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Christ, can't you at least carry around a mobile studio - I've got more important things to do than squint all evening.*
*May be a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 21:08, archived)
# RPM is shite. Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:16, archived)
# You don't like RPM? You must be a torque man then...
That likes big heavy pistons slowly thrusting up and down in long well oiled cylinders.
Feeding on heavy fuel oil and dense air in the bowels of a vast rusting hulk.
Driving a giant propeller nonchalantly into the turbid waters of your innermost desires.
Sweet.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 10:32, archived)