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# sometimes one sheet isn't plenty.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I think you'll find Andrex are the royal warrant holders
But I bet she's on the moist stuff right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Well she will be if she doesn't make it to the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
I can't help imagining a groom of the stool bending her over and mopping her out. I'm imagining it right now in fact.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# You'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
#
who said that.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:56, archived)
# probably wipes on real puppies
only the softest real puppies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:58, archived)
# From a holder made of real swans' necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:10, archived)