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# 'Was like shitting burning razor blades, I'm telling ya!'

de-ris
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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:14, archived)
# sometimes one sheet isn't plenty.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:21, archived)
# I think you'll find Andrex are the royal warrant holders
But I bet she's on the moist stuff right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Well she will be if she doesn't make it to the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
#
I can't help imagining a groom of the stool bending her over and mopping her out. I'm imagining it right now in fact.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:39, archived)
# You'll go blind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:42, archived)
#
who said that.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:56, archived)
# probably wipes on real puppies
only the softest real puppies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:58, archived)
# From a holder made of real swans' necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:10, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:24, archived)
# This deserves an FP
Queen Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:33, archived)
# I just made it for the ocassion.
I cannot spell occassion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I 'ave done
an Edna one once!

Fools seldom differ.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 8:21, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:32, archived)
# oh yeah baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
# "It's my train and I'll do what I bally well like"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Ha ha fuck!
Worst Harry Potter broomstick impersonation ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:31, archived)
# Piss taking Corgi bastard.
(scottywrotem, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant shop mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha
Cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)