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# so this is Tom Pope, he plays for Port Vale...

Making him Pope Pope.... anyone? anyone??



I'll get me coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Something about outdoors lol?
I'm frightened of the outdoors as it's full of paedos and actual girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:31, archived)
# can girls be paedos?
if they can, that's a bit scary right there. you'd have to kill them with fire or their reflection or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# You see?! You see?!
THAT'S why I don't like the outdoors!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:37, archived)
# i going back under my desk
last time i found some elastic bands and a stapler, they can't hurt me.
they can't hurt me.
they can't hurt me.

OWWWWWW!!!! the elastic band snapped and hurt me!!!

nothings safe.

run.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Popes aren't called by their name when they become pope.
So he would be called Pope Benedict XVII or Pope John Paul III or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:38, archived)
# pope john paul III
would be 'pope john paul george' surely?

a-ha-ha-ha etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha
/awaits Pope Ringo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:35, archived)
# There's still time to vote
Who do you think should be the next Pope?




















Remember, this vote is *official*. Whoever wins, gets to be official Pope (* not endorsed by the Church of Rome. Offer void where prohibited by doctrine). Winner must supply own hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:39, archived)
# It's a long shot, but my money's on Rusty Lee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:41, archived)
# you're money's probably always on rusty lee...
did that sound like a compliment? it's supposed to be a compliment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Better than his money always on her bedside table
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:45, archived)
# she prefers it tucked in to her gyrating under garments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:51, archived)
# classy lady like rusty
would probably take the money upfront.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Sean O'Malley spoke out about abuse in the church.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:44, archived)
# 'abuse in the church'
where are you getting these stories from? they're almost as absurd as the stories the churches were built on in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:47, archived)
# The vicar of St Albion!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 11:46, archived)
# BRING POPE LEO III
BACK TO LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:07, archived)
# I'm going with Eddie Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:45, archived)