Christ, I don't even have a mouse at work...
Have this as a place-holder until I scratch something together.

Rather happy with that bird - sat very still and allowed me to get very close before clearing off.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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Here we are: the Great Crested Fuckwit.

Done on a mousepad that actually smaller than a mouse.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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Did you copy that from a book?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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It's from my new colouring book:
"Colouring-in fun to scare children with" Full of mutant animals.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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robin in shorts
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:25,
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I believe he was in the series.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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i dislike birds
except barn owls, they look crunchy delicious
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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This was a drawing with my eyes not closed
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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mmmm, cinnamon-topped
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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Admit it, you nailed it to that post
Great photo
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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Thanks!
Glue is a better method.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
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