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# IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!
today's subject is: BURDS!
fuck, this is worse than the damn rabbit!



ATTENTION! CLASS DISMISSED AT 4.50. MISS WANTS TO GO FOR A PINT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# One for the fridge door
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31, archived)
# oh, i don't know
though disjointed, all the bits are there and close together
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Had another go from the front
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# turkey! very festive!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Hope this does better than my dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:32, archived)
# i'm getting a decidedly spanish vibe from this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Picasso himself could not have done better.
2nd attempt

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:39, archived)
# kinder-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# TROGDAR?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# 1st attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:35, archived)
# why is that big-headed man examining the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:37, archived)
# 2nd try
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# mmmmm, sizzling bacons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Surely that's Kermit?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:36, archived)
# NO
fuck kermit. fuck him and his fucking happy feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:38, archived)
# You've brought this on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:40, archived)
# DIE, FROG, DIE WITH YOUR VOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# what are we supposed to do
just draw a bird?

edit/ with eyes closed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:41, archived)
# yes
with your eyes closed, using a mouse or touchpad, no tablets or photoshop allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Got it


its feet fell off the bottom of the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# alfred birdcock!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Thought I could do better
Couldn't do better

edit/ although it does look like the same bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# that's the same bird
trying desperately to pull back before it smacks beak-first into the side of a building
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# i see dead pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# That's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
# You think we did these
with our eyes OPEN????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Yes. I have a low opinion of you
All of you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Spay-footed-spack-grebe.


This bird could not stop a pig in a ginnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I saw one of these
trying to stop a pig in a ginnel earlier.
It failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# but it could peck the fuck out of it with its unhinged beak
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Miss, Miss, he used a tablet Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Miss, he cheated, he used a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Miss, Miss, Smallbrainfield cheated.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# DID he now?
smallbrainfield, mofaha, i want to see BOTH of you after class
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# MISS THAT'S NOT FAIR MISS SMALLBRAINFIELD CHEATED MISS I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# NO TANTRUMS, YOUNG MAN!
do you want me to give you detention? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# HA! HA! TELL TALE TIT!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, archived)
# do you want to join the naughty corner, mister mole?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Psst, Moley
it's where all the cool kids are at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# YAY!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:25, archived)
# That's pretty good
clearly dead, but pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Not dead, just very angry.

Birds are horrible. I imagine it pecking the fuck out of anything it sees, especially eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE WITH MISS YOU CHEATER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58, archived)
# ENOUGH OF THIS SQUABBLING!
i want you BOTH to write 100 times "i will not squabble in blind animal draw-off time"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Magnificent.
It's looks like a quail that survived the oven.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# ..and now it's out for REVENGE
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Murder
... most FOWL!

Edit: oof, little ashamed at that.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Smallbrainfield is a SWANted man
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, archived)
# You used a tablet, I'm telling Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# I'm telling on you. You used a tablet, I'm telling Miss on you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha,
I haven't used a tablet since Autocad moved to Windows, so about 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# you still get 100 lines, young man
now, hop to it, the pair of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Seriously?
What do you use to make your pictures then?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I use a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# : O
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
# MISS SMALLBRAINFIELD IS SHOWING OFF MISS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, archived)
# ENOUGH!
NAUGHTY CORNER! BOTH OF YOU! TEN MINUTES! NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Miss, Miss, can we all do mouses tomorrow Miss?
But not Smallbrainfield and Mofaha, Miss. They're smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# we'll see
but miss is very busy tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I'm used to using the mouse for drawing, been doing it that way for years.
It probably accounts for the aches I get in my hand (though 450+ hours of Battlefield 3 probably haven't helped with that either). ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19, archived)
# you've got another 7 minutes in that naughty corner, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
I spent most of Friday and Saturday night putting C4 on the enemy team's helicopters and tanks. There is no greater joy in gaming than watching your enemies explode in mid air. Apart from the expletive laden tirade that follows, of course. Then watching them try to find you in the undergrowth, before giving up and climbing in their helicopter. Which I blow up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:32, archived)
# this is why i love paintball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:59, archived)
# It ate a slinky.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:32, archived)
# it looks like someone's put a hit out on one of the mister men
and scribbled over his picture in in extreme fury
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Actually I think you'll find it's great
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:07, archived)
# damn flasher birds!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
surprise bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Quiff duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# dilburd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Like doing these. Seems I tend to open my eyes with no confidence whatsoever then surprise myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# it has cute chunky bird cheeks
my depth perception is as bad as my eyesight, so mine always turn out shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Christ, I don't even have a mouse at work...
Have this as a place-holder until I scratch something together.



Rather happy with that bird - sat very still and allowed me to get very close before clearing off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Here we are: the Great Crested Fuckwit.


Done on a mousepad that actually smaller than a mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# Did you copy that from a book?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# It's from my new colouring book:
"Colouring-in fun to scare children with" Full of mutant animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# robin in shorts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I believe he was in the series.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:28, archived)
# i dislike birds
except barn owls, they look crunchy delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:20, archived)
# This was a drawing with my eyes not closed
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# mmmm, cinnamon-topped
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Admit it, you nailed it to that post
Great photo
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Thanks!
Glue is a better method.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I had to use illustrator, I think the quality shows.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:24, archived)
# nice vampire crow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Professor Yaffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, archived)
# GET OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# I can get me coat first though right?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:39, archived)
# this is so bad, it made me laugh
as it reminded me of a mate who had seagull wallpaper and managed to put the last piece on upside down when he was stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I drew another bird.. yeah a COCK


Hilarious right?

I'm pretty impressed with myself hitting the left ball with those pubes.

and yes you eagle-eyed cunt, I did post in a new thread and rapidly delete
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Christian spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# New Pope happy to spill seed on barren ground shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:31, archived)
# call me hawkeye ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:30, archived)
# What was the dot at the the bottom left?
heading out of the canvas area
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:32, archived)
# I think it was a nervous twitch
As I headed up to do the spunk.

There was a third spurt that missed the canvas altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
amazing control!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:35, archived)
# YOU are the cock master
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:40, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:41, archived)
# I tried a Kiwi
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# minimalist
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:38, archived)
# you are Tracey Emin AICMFP
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:38, archived)
# burd
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# cute bun-loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Pingwing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Blob fish
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:46, archived)
# GHOST BURD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Looks a bit like Klaarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Haha! So it does!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Yes!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:20, archived)
# A fucking bald eagle
GOD BLESS MURICA
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Thats actually death to america in arabic
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# acid trip bird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Too soon man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# ok
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)