haha
Apparently he carries around a length of wire that is the optimum length is hair should be to maintain his bouffant look.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:27,
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I just use my wang . . .
. . . which is why I have a skinhead


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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 10 Apr 2013, 12:06,
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