Seeing as it is devoid of hummus, have some related 'shop peas.
Ah, who am i kidding? Everyone is probably out having lives tonight.
The Torture garden is on 5 mins walk from me, and its full of sexeh latex clad ladies and i dont have a gimp suit to get me past the dress code :-(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 21:49,
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Just tape binbags all over you and a rubber chicken to the side your head. Grunt and squeak every now and then.Nobody is likely to challenge you, honest.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:27,
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Sexeh! I dont have any bin bags though. I could use clingfilm?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:31,
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couldn't you just wrap yourself up in cling film ?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 12 Apr 2013, 22:37,
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