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(1.618..., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:14, archived)
# So anyway, a Superman walks into a cobblers...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# ...and ?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# the cobbler says "Why the long cape?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:28, archived)
# ...and then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:38, archived)
# reboot or suttin
(1.618..., Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:53, archived)
# That old joke?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:01, archived)
# Not so fucking super, man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:12, archived)
# Gary?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:55, archived)
# Gary Oldcobblers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:03, archived)
# Oh for f....
Also, highly likely to be a coincidence, given the use of the same type of device in various parts of the world right now, but this xkcd "what if" article for the week the Boston bombing occurred was unluckily timed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Along with Film4 heavily promoting 'Four Lions' amongst a comedy line up.
Maybe doing it in the run-up to the London Marathon wasn't such great timing anyway...

Still, at least good old Texan industrial negligence is around to put the terrorists in their place.
No-one kills capitalist Americans like American capitalists can.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# His super nails grew and fucked up his boots.
I remember some sort of weird orange pollen on his head to escape a gorilla. Then he is forced to get a haircut. That, or his bathroom light is red sun (which neutralizes the yellow sun energy stored in his body).
These debates are going on right now on the interwebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:52, archived)
# Had to filename I'm afraid.
now where did I leave that frying pan...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:18, archived)
# ah!
I'd gone with 'Shoerepair man'
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:31, archived)