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# shuddup shuddup shuppup
ixnay on the entalistmay
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:12, archived)
# my GF (yesh, yesh, i has a GF) watches a TV series called The Mentalist
I call it The Braininator, and she doesn't like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:18, archived)
# dump her forthwith
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
# she gone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
# She gone?
But she comin!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:26, archived)
# good, good
*rubs hands slowly*
oh, i mean good for you, of course....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Shame;
All that lovely blond hair and she has to dye her roots black.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:28, archived)
# saucer of milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29, archived)
# You know how to charm the ladies.
See also: "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:40, archived)
# That's got to chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Oh i don't know,
she probably takes these comments in her stride.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:45, archived)
# needs moar yakkety sax
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:45, archived)
# cool your heels bitch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Pedro
writing "girlfriend" on your left hand doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:41, archived)
#
GF owner
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:05, archived)
# i prefer 'human companion' -- it doesn't sound as depraved
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:39, archived)
# {XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)