I once let rip at a traffic wardenthey're trained to take it...may as well give 'em shit and enjoy the moment
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Elvis impersonator,
Thu 2 May 2013, 0:14,
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I once got caught up in a to-do between a 5'5" Somalian traffic warden and 3 enormous Turkish blokeswho'd parked their 4X4 in th middle of the pavement. It ended up with the traffic warden, me and the three blokes, who were by now screaming "C'mere you fucking nigger!", all running in circles round a van, like a really rubbish Benny Hill sketch.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo,
Thu 2 May 2013, 1:42,
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This story contains numbers.If you add them together as single digits, they total 21.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 2 May 2013, 2:17,
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