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(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 2 May 2013, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
It was obvious he would meter sticky end !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 2 May 2013, 0:12, archived)
# I once let rip at a traffic warden
they're trained to take it...may as well give 'em shit and enjoy the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 2 May 2013, 0:14, archived)
# I once got caught up in a to-do between a 5'5" Somalian traffic warden and 3 enormous Turkish blokes
who'd parked their 4X4 in th middle of the pavement. It ended up with the traffic warden, me and the three blokes, who were by now screaming "C'mere you fucking nigger!", all running in circles round a van, like a really rubbish Benny Hill sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 2 May 2013, 1:42, archived)
# This story contains numbers.
If you add them together as single digits, they total 21.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 May 2013, 2:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGex0kLgNok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 May 2013, 2:18, archived)
# nearly genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 2 May 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Guys
GUYS

HALF OF KRIS KROSS IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 2 May 2013, 4:17, archived)
# Late funeral compo entry LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 May 2013, 4:21, archived)
# So now he's just Kross?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 2 May 2013, 5:12, archived)
# so isn't a week of whales, but not on my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 May 2013, 4:24, archived)
# You killed brain cells.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 2 May 2013, 4:22, archived)