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# neil bucannon touched my man cannon :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:38, archived)
# is that richard hammond?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# freddys body doesnt fit his head
i think we shrink peoples heads for next weeks compo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
# he left the coat hanger in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Have you ever left the coat hanger in?
I remember reading on the internet a tale of man whole had drilled a hole into the top of his head and was poking about with a coat hanger and complained to the police that someone had stolen his brain, using the hanger to feel around in his skull....

speaking of skulls, whats a good redneck hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:51, archived)
# definitely
bowler
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 2 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# a bowler wildcat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:55, archived)
# insert 50p to continue
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# I appear to be feeling rather dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# I think I shall go lay down
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# *dramananamic music*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# I just wanted to stop the internet and lay down for a minute or two
*presses pause on reality*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
# *accidently hits the eject button*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# im sorry but this advert just wants me to buy sausages
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Is there such a thing as a heavy metal red neck?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# I'd just like to say
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# CHEVRON!!!!!
PILE ON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 2 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# ZIG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# TO THE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# MOTHERFUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# ZAG
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 2 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# This many candles, you could burn the place down,
happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 May 2013, 1:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 3 May 2013, 1:46, archived)
# It could be a baseball cap with a brand name on it.
It has to be in an ugly colour, and you have to "wear it high" as The Gluey Brothers say: jack that thing up until you could be concealing something underneath. If you're talking about a pixellated hat I have been no help, but merry Skugmass to you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:01, archived)