The Ladbrokes Confuscating Engine.

More commonly referred to as the 'Lose-Almost-Every-Sodding-Frame-Bet-You-Place-During-The-O'Sullivan-v-Barry-Hawkins-Snooker-Final-O-Pede'.
From the
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94 entries (closed)
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 10 May 2013, 18:28,
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You should complain to the BBC
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Ghoti Fingers,
Fri 10 May 2013, 18:32,
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I don't talk to nonces.
Mummy says I'm not allowed.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 10 May 2013, 18:33,
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not going anywhere
as it's weighed down with the countless coins of losing punters
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 10 May 2013, 19:33,
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He'll only spend it on sweets...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 10 May 2013, 19:38,
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