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# i missed mine
due to being off on a jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:05, archived)
# In that case...... belated candles to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:06, archived)
# \o/
i was naughty last night, i answered messages from my ex and said he could "pay me a visit" tonight. i had to get in touch with him this morning and tell him he couldn't. he's married, ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Ahhhhhh..... it always seems like such a good idea after a few drinks. Naughty Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:15, archived)
# it was more than a few :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Thank goodness I have one of these smartphones which are too complicated to navigate whilst pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:50, archived)
# my phone doesn't even take pictures
however, my brother-in-law's laptop has been in my possession since yesterday lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2013, 9:55, archived)