no, it's the trousers that are crushed velvet
his fingers are made of sausage meat and meccano
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:25,
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Personally,
I like the 'sponic' screadriver
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on,
Mon 3 Jun 2013, 10:31,
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