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[challenge entry] Sister Jack Torrance

Of the Chapel of the Holy Overlook


seeing as it's Dark Friday and all

From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)

(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Yay!
Thats cool.

To Jack slightly, I just added this little song opening about Nuns to a thread that dropped off the board. I took so bloody long over it that I'm posting it here out of context.

I wish I could be shagging but I've gone and married god.
Masturbation is a no-no, and I'm dying for a prod.
Its hard to think of Jesus when your gagging for a knob.
A Nun's life is a nightmare when your horny for some rod.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:43, archived)
# That is excellent
haven't heard the word 'prod' used in it's correct form in ages - well done!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
Are you related to Chubby Brown by any chance?

*cheeky grin*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:46, archived)
# That is very funny indeed
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
make it in flash!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)