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# I'm an EX biker......
And it's supprising how many girlfriends I had that found the smell of oil and greese on me a turn on, WD40 seemed to be their favorite, are you being approached by a lot of lesbians lately?
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Right I've just sprayed myself head to toe in WD40
I'm off down Tescos to see if I can get lucky
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26, archived)
# To complent the odor go for a look of either leahters (limiting you appeal to women that like bikers)
or overals to ligitamise your smell making them think you are a machanic....
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:33, archived)
# No,
but a mechanic keeps following me around. I can't say I'm keen on the smell myself. To quote an obscure song, my normal pong is Jack and water mixed with Estee Lauder.
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28, archived)
# You maybe need to frequent more lesbian biker bars.......
Normal pong you say? Woman once asked me "Are you single" "Why" I replied "Do I smell that fusty?"
(, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:36, archived)