I'm an EX biker......
And it's supprising how many girlfriends I had that found the smell of oil and greese on me a turn on, WD40 seemed to be their favorite, are you being approached by a lot of lesbians lately?
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:03,
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Right I've just sprayed myself head to toe in WD40
I'm off down Tescos to see if I can get lucky
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:26,
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To complent the odor go for a look of either leahters (limiting you appeal to women that like bikers)
or overals to ligitamise your smell making them think you are a machanic....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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No,
but a mechanic keeps following me around. I can't say I'm keen on the smell myself. To quote an obscure song, my normal pong is Jack and water mixed with Estee Lauder.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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You maybe need to frequent more lesbian biker bars.......
Normal pong you say? Woman once asked me "Are you single" "Why" I replied "Do I smell that fusty?"
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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