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[challenge entry] This man has a tiny penis

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(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:46, archived)
# He really looks like his penis is buried under a pale fatty mound.
I have no experience of overweight mens' genitalia but I imagine that is how it is.

When I say imagine, I don't mean that I often think about overweight mens' pale fatty mounds burying their once magnificent sex hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Mmmm.
Talk dirty some more, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# 2n'd
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:09, archived)
# It's probably like a leaky button mushroom atop a slightly furry blancmange.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# *Fonzs* "AY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:42, archived)
# AY Jabber, sit on it
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)
# Right, I'm off to jump a shark tank on a jetski or something. G'noight, all...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:21, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Invisible Xbox controller?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:08, archived)