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# I'v used it to start threads and hopfully conversations (As I'm dry at the moment) to liven up an otherwise increasingly conversationless board
Better a thread and a chat, rather than what seems to be the norm of drop a picture and run without comment just lately.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:42, archived)
# if you're dry, use lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I use lube even when wet ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# wise move
my feet are rather sore today. went for a little walk this morning that turned out to be 6 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# If you managed a smile a mile you should be beaming till bedtime ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:53, archived)
# i was fine till the last half mile
when i almost shit my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha,my gut's that bad I don't ever risk going out untill I'v had full evacuation....
I'm off to the shop....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# get me a cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Unfortunate proximity of shit/ice cream in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# one inevitably leads to the other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# I was going to go to Aldi but I missed the bus and got soaked......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# hahaa
there's a lidl just around the corner and a tesco 10 minutes' walk away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I'v got a small sainsbury a hop skip and jump away, but I'm not paying their prices for what I wanted today!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# my local corner shop is very reasonable
and i can see it from my front door. also, the staff are lovely and tend to give me freebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Freebies are good.....I used to do all my shopping there.
but they graduly stopped selling all the cheeper items, the latest thing to go is their basics tea bags that were 29p they can stick their latest cheepest at £1.80 right up their arse and I'll go elsewhere!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:04, archived)
# i'm not a tea drinker
and their coffee is evil strength, just the way i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# I only have 1 cup in the morning,
their cheepest red wine is £4.90. I get better at aldi for £3.19
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# i drink it like it's going out of fashion
hate red wine, though, it makes me hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# It is my staple...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# i'm a cider girl myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# ow ar ow hey :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:36, archived)
# yeah
you missed

and shit in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# *rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# A bit like, here it is, come and take the piss out of me and i'll take the piss out of you back.....
and we can have a laugh at the same time...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# better to be posting nonsense to get folk talking than not posting at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Yep, this is where I come to act like a wanker and type badly spelt nonsensse.....
Hopefully someone smiles and makes me smile back, hopefully pedro really is an 8" long hung ladyboy that wants to degrade me :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)