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# Fantastic! My 10 pence bet with Ladbrokes has earned me £1 trillion!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:53, archived)
# you're my best friend, I've always said that, we should hang out some time, can you lend us a billions, those are really nice trousers, I've always said you were the best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# fancy a drink sometime?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# get off, I saw him first!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:06, archived)
# get your moobs away from him, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# *applies nipple tassles and starts "twerking"*
back off! I'm working this show!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# *greases pole and applies glitter*
not on my watch, fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# *lubes up, inserts a firework, does a handstand and writes Jabberwoc's name in the sky*
learn from the pro missus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# you got the pro bit right
i hear they've named a wing after you in the G.U.M clinic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# you just sound like a jealous old bint, you can't handle this much hot sauce
*works it*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# don't make me pull out the big guns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# I haven't even pulled out my little guns yet!
oh wait, no, that sounds bad.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# aaaww, toasty's got a little pea-shooter
how sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I think we've scared Jabberwoc off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# not surprised, tbh
going home soon anyway, just got to make mum's tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# I'm spent....thanks, guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 18:20, archived)