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# if that's how she grips it, i'm not surprised
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:45, archived)
# she said she had an idea
'this'll help' she said.. erm... to the person who told me, of this condition.. yeah, that's right...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# riiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Looks like a nice strong bridge to me.
No idea why she's bridging though, as no other balls seem to be in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ha ha ha...
you said balls...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Spending some time "bridging" the balls can often help with
ropey coc-cue syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:55, archived)
# i would imagine that it would
in that situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, archived)
# blatant amateur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52, archived)
# How very dare you.
I'll have you know I'm a complete and utter novice, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# doesn't surprise me
i'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
# There's only one thing to do.
Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
# but i need that to wash in!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11, archived)
# It'll add flavour.
Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
# not a chance
i've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
# i've found half a bottle of wine in the fridge! i'm saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Clearly the work of a benevolent God.
But you'll be faced with the same choice in 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# nah, i don't drink in the daytime
unless i'm at a wedding or something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)