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# Smash your teeth with a hammer and love will surely blossom as the extensive reconstruction work drags on into 2014.
Or just pop your cock out of your pants next time you're lying in the chair and see what happens.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:57, archived)
# What will happen is that his name will appear on the sex offenders register.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Not if he grasses her up first.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:12, archived)
# or gasses her up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Kinky.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Uh-huh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Teeth
Well, that just screams romance as a film title/vampire/zombie crossover movie

add an incomprehensible chase scene and we got the plot that writes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# I sense a trilogy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:16, archived)
# I demand a 'humorous' blood bank robbery montage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# angst laden vampire discovers he's stolen wrong blood group
HILARITY ensues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Leading to the inevitable love scene which flounders as she reveals that she's got the painters in.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)