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# well the bottles will almost certainly smash against rocks or coastal defences, leaving your poems to be washed away with the tide
while the bottle parts lacerate a child playing on the beach.

You're better off putting them in plastic coke bottles. (although they'll break down eventually by the constant hyrdaulic forces, attrition, abrasion and so forth)
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# tins of tennant's super are the way to go
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# good plan, just fill the hole with some chewing gum
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# gaffer tape with chewing gum to make it watertight
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Or form part of a local version of the Great Pacific garbage patch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch

Best to use an ecologically-sound, biodegradable container, like a newspaper boat or a scooped-out bell pepper.
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# or hire a boat
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# that child probably had it coming anyway
(, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:22, archived)