hp birdy b3ta and have a poem in a bottle innitTwo messages in two bottles. I will go and t h r o w w w www them in the sea (with a wish). And try not to get arrested. I don't care what you're doing. Because I'm listening to 7th son of a 7th son. And I'm a saint. And you're not!
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Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:24,
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They'll only arrest you if they read your poetry.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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I'm going to print this out and put it in a wooden frame with a feather.
Shlvng,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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well the bottles will almost certainly smash against rocks or coastal defences, leaving your poems to be washed away with the tidewhile the bottle parts lacerate a child playing on the beach.
You're better off putting them in plastic coke bottles. (although they'll break down eventually by the constant hyrdaulic forces, attrition, abrasion and so forth)
(You're better off putting them in plastic coke bottles. (although they'll break down eventually by the constant hyrdaulic forces, attrition, abrasion and so forth)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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good plan, just fill the hole with some chewing gum HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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gaffer tape with chewing gum to make it watertight
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boris the spider,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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Or form part of a local version of the Great Pacific garbage patchen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_garbage_patch
Best to use an ecologically-sound, biodegradable container, like a newspaper boat or a scooped-out bell pepper.
(Best to use an ecologically-sound, biodegradable container, like a newspaper boat or a scooped-out bell pepper.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:57,
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that child probably had it coming anyway
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Or you could post them on twitter, like every other cunt.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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Throw yourself into the sea while reciting some of your poetry.Make sure to photograph the whole thing.
Don't post the pictures on here though.
(Don't post the pictures on here though.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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