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# Someone knew it was going to happen
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:17, archived)
# The joke is that mozzarella makes him fart all night
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:26, archived)
# and he blames aliens
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:14, archived)
# The twist at the end is he's like one of those evangelical priests that wind up getting busted with rent boys and meth
but with aliens and mozzarella
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:16, archived)
# and also yeah there are lots of farts but there are no fart jokes
they're all serious fart moments.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Some of them are very poignant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Brutal, haunting, harrowing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:19, archived)
# But oddly touching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:20, archived)
# We've all been through it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:22, archived)
# been through some cloth-touching
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I guess what I'm trying to say without going all SPOILER ALERT on you guys
is that a good 30 minutes of the movie is solid farts but you won't be laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:18, archived)
# I saw that movie in an arthouse theater in NYC
and about halfway through, some guy in front of me farted, and they threw him out.
There's a certain irony in that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:21, archived)
# I dunno man, if that was during the scene i think it was then that would be pretty fucking disrespectful.
Just asking for trouble if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Yeah, but he'd been caught fucking during the previous porn movie
Monkey see, monkey do and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:26, archived)
# It's not a porno man
what the fuck are you into
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:28, archived)
# This is too weird gronkpan
people are so strange.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Mozzarella porn?
"Eww, it's all white and stringy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:42, archived)
# excellent /link from earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/1065609
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:39, archived)
# OMFG WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:35, archived)
# I'm saying
"Yeah, but he'd been caught fucking during the previous porn movie
Monkey see, monkey do and all that."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:42, archived)
# He's all like, "Mya name'sa Luigi!"
or possibly that's a different movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:17, archived)
# They are the only two movies to have goombahs
its easy to mix them up
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:24, archived)
# WARNING: SPOILERS ABOVE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:31, archived)
# For crash get mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:31, archived)