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[challenge entry] Um. Something about a comeback tour.

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 1:32, archived)
# He's touching himself.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 1:36, archived)
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Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 1:39, archived)
# because no one else will.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 4:11, archived)
# something, something, jocky wilson?
anyone done 'englishman in new york' yet.
and i don't mean that chapman bloke who shot lennon. probably wasn't even new york. or lennon.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 2:34, archived)
# Oh oh! Tinfoil hats.
(And I don't get to say that often)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 3:44, archived)
# Adjust your tinfoil hat and read THE TRUTH!
Mark Chapman did the world a favour. Imagine? Imagine if Lennon had lived.All those cunts that worship Lennon don't ever bother to stop and think what it would have been like if he had.
And I don't mean hilariously crippled like Superman, I mean if he hadn't been shot AT ALL.
It'd be TWICE as bad as it is now with Paul McFucknutCarthy.
He'd be advertising shit all the time like Johnny Rotten with his butter and Iggy CUNTING Pop with his fucking car insurance. And you KNOW there'd be xmas records. Oh fuck, just thinking about the xmas records he'd release makes me want to PUKE. Just imagine it, an xmas record EVERY FUCKING YEAR, like Cliff fuck-knuckle Richard, only WORSE. because he'd have to have his ghastly harridan of a wifebeast wailing along in the background on them all too.
Mark Chapman should have been given a fucking MEDAL for sparing us all that.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 13 Sep 2013, 7:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:04, archived)
# see, kids,
say NO to poor quality jokes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:20, archived)