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# All this play on words makes me want to repeat a joke
This reminds me of a time when a local charity was staging a play - 'The story of Roxy Music'. I was given the choice of playing the lead role or organising the charity raffle - ticket sales, deciding what people could win, that sort of thing. Both roles appealed and I couldn't decide, so I thought 'WWCdBD?' - What would Chris de Burgh do? So I asked him. He suggested that, to ensure the charity event went well, we get all 'Old Testament' on it and sacrifice a female sheep. Well, that kind of thing can get messy, so I suggested we euthanise it with happy drugs, like Ecstasy. He agreed and wrote a song about it.

'Don't play the Ferry, man. Don't even fix a prize. Don't play the Ferry, man, until E gets ewe to the other side...'
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:45, archived)
# There IS NOT a pan big enough!!!!
;)
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:47, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM!
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I'm not even
going to try to comp that ;)
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:02, archived)
# My gawd.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:38, archived)