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[challenge entry] soz

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha
the way she's perched on that chair makes her look dwarf-like
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:00, archived)
# haha
good spot - I thought she was standing!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
# i find her deeply irritating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:17, archived)
# ^
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Through a strange series of events
I was in her hospitality suite at ITV once, puring myself a coffee and getting stuck into the biscuits, when she turned up to go into makeup before an episode of Lorraine. she looked at me like shit on her shoe.

She's shorter than she looks on TV.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
# doesn't surprise me in the least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:25, archived)