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# sad penis is sad
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Ahh.....you spotted that.
I had to have my japs-eye sealed owing to the court order.
The resulting skin graft covering my tip was part of the hospital's research programme.
The inevitable re-routing of my urethra to my knee was paid for by a Nigerian charity called "Easy-Wee".
I hope this helps.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I've seen the iPhone fingerprint recognition tried on a nipple
Will it work on the prints on your knob?
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# I've yet to verify that.
I keep getting arrested as I don't own my own iPhone.
(, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)