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# My holiday was a bit sad.

Edit: 'Hello, down there, weird kids.'
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Tenby, Pembrokeshire?
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:32, archived)
# The very shitty Newquay. Nice beach, shite town.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Ah the rivers of sick and piss and rocky outcrops of broken glass...
...I remember it well.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, archived)
# This is not going to help your future at the Cornish Tourist Board
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Stay in Crantock
Never stay in Newquay.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Yeah, the Gannel was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:30, archived)
# the weather looks a bit shit there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:34, archived)
# sad penis is sad
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Ahh.....you spotted that.
I had to have my japs-eye sealed owing to the court order.
The resulting skin graft covering my tip was part of the hospital's research programme.
The inevitable re-routing of my urethra to my knee was paid for by a Nigerian charity called "Easy-Wee".
I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I've seen the iPhone fingerprint recognition tried on a nipple
Will it work on the prints on your knob?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# I've yet to verify that.
I keep getting arrested as I don't own my own iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Sausage finger!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 14:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:15, archived)
# alright moggy2.0
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:14, archived)
# This makes my fingers cross!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:19, archived)
# welcome home
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha! shitty gulls :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 0:37, archived)
# For them 2 below ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)