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# now if you could only make some fucking sense it will be ideal
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# I wonder if this is how rats feel.
Don't you get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# i'm not really down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Stick Peter pointer and Jimmy small out, shake ya hand then say the line...
All will become clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# This is the story
One of my closest friends and I correspond a lot using text messages. Since we're both unusual and work in strange environments, some of our texts, we realized, would look really odd out of context. We thought it would be funny to send them out into the world, bereft of context. That's why I post them here, and why they're stored at outofcontexting.com, because we wanted to see if anyone else appreciated the non-contextual snippets of our conversations.
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:07, archived)
# you do know this is a comedy website yeah, normally consisting of jokes and that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:12, archived)
# But if I am a joke, does it not count
(pfftpfft, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Your friend just texted me this


Good etiquette for blogs is to post once on /links when you have enough entries to launch it. Text-on-a-pic or non-b3ta in-jokes are usually going to get you a flaming. Other than that, stay and play and photoshop some stand-alone jokes that work without knowing about your blog. You can always promote your blog in your sig.

Oh, and this works to shrink image file size: www.picresize.com/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I sense... meme sign
beware
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:36, archived)
# NO PLZ NO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# too late man, the leash has been undone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)
# *heh heh*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ^____^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 20:06, archived)
# TOAP has its place, man!
Don't be hatin' on well-crafted TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:02, archived)
# A Fllacka Llamas
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
# good luck with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)